That's right, folks! Nick is off the air in honor of the "Worldwide Day of Play," It's about when everyone goes outside and play. I'd love to observe it, but the problem is... IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE! Don't these idiots know what the word "rain" means. Maybe there's rain in some people's area and they can't play and they get bored. What can they do? If they watch "Cartoon Network," they can watch 2 eppies of Foster's Home for Imaginary friends, Atomic Betty, and 2 rockin' eppies of Mucha Lucha. You know what I think of who Nick really thinks who we are? I think they are calling us "lazybutts." At lease Cartoon Network dosn't think that way of us. Why Heck, they are doing 3 nice things to me. (see above). Nick, on the other hand, is trying too hard to make my temporary straight hair become curly and tangly because water makes it wet. I don't know wuzzup with those insane people at Nick; but if they want me to have a great weekend, they failed to do so. Now someone go fetch me a Barth Burger. VMM signing off!
Guess what. During "U-pick Live," my Aunt Gertrude called my Uncle Joe because Candise was on (she's one of the hosts' of the show). Then, when he made it to the TV, none other than LINDA ELLERBEE, I mean THE LINDA ELLERBEE on TV. She was talking about that "kids pick the president" thing I keep hearing about. Then he's all like "Ahhhhhhhh! Run away!"
I felt like I had to say something about that because it was all funny and stuff. Kind of sounds like A.G. was joking him with some woman he dosen't like. I forget why he hates her, but he just does. He likes Candise better than that... Like I said, kind of sounds like a joke, eh? Well that's pretty much all I have to say about that funny little thing. And thats the end of that! Or is it? Butch: Vicky! Myself: Okay! I'll say it. VMM signing off!
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